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Attempted Murder 100% Cotton Heavyweight T-Shirt
$35.00
By MoeSews
Take your dark humor just a step further with the Attempted Murder tee—a follow-up to your favorite Murder of Crows design that’s somehow even better. It’s clever, a little chaotic, and guaranteed to earn a second look (and probably a laugh).
Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717 Heavyweight T-Shirt, this tee has that perfectly broken-in feel from day one. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and garment-dyed for a soft, vintage finish, it wears like an old favorite while still holding up to whatever your day throws at it. The relaxed, structured fit makes it easy to style while keeping its shape over time.
With a slightly heavier fabric weight, this isn’t your average tee—it’s durable, breathable, and built for repeat wear… and repeat explanations.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717 Heavyweight T-Shirt, this tee has that perfectly broken-in feel from day one. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and garment-dyed for a soft, vintage finish, it wears like an old favorite while still holding up to whatever your day throws at it. The relaxed, structured fit makes it easy to style while keeping its shape over time.
With a slightly heavier fabric weight, this isn’t your average tee—it’s durable, breathable, and built for repeat wear… and repeat explanations.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!