I don't spit, I *SWALLOW* Embroidered Unisex Sweatshirt
All my crewnecks are Gildan Unisex sizes and come pre-shrunk! Soft on the inside and warm all over, they’ll be sure to keep you comfy when it’s chilly; all fabric designs are machine embroidered (Moe SEWS, you know?) Vibrant and durable, each should last you for years to come.
Crewnecks + Hoodies
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
I gladly accept returns and exchanges. I don't accept cancellations, but please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Conditions of return/exchnage: Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. Please message Moe at the contact form above if your item arrived in poor condition.
If returning or exchanging an item, please contact Moe Godat via the email form on the contact page. She will be able to give you a full refund on the order with additional information on how to receive the refund/exchange.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Item shipping can be expected anywhere from 5-7 days after an order is submitted.
Customer Reviews
The quality of the sweater is amazing! This is easily my favorite sweater. I highly recommend.
Overall, it was a decent experience. I had been under the impression that the size I picked would be bigger as it's an XL and I like to wear oversized sweaters, but its a decent enough size. The inner fabric is nice and soft too. Only (small) complaint is that on the inside of the embroidered pattern, there is some small strands of loose fabric that itches, but I am overly sensitive about fabrics/things touching my skin, so this won't be a problem for most people.
Love it! Buying more!
Still hasnt seen the funny side, but I love it!!! 😁
Absolutely loved this sweater, amazing quality, fast delivery. Gave it to my best friend as a birthday gift and it was a hit!
