I don't spit, I *SWALLOW* Embroidered Unisex Hoodie
All hoodies are Gildan Unisex sizes and come pre-shrunk! Soft on the inside and warm all over, they’ll be sure to keep you comfy when it’s chilly; all fabric designs are machine embroidered. Vibrant and durable, each should last you for years to come.
Crewnecks + Hoodies
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
Hoodies
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Mexico, or Nicaragua
I gladly accept returns and exchanges. I don't accept cancellations, but please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Conditions of return/exchnage: Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. Please message Moe at the contact form above if your item arrived in poor condition.
If returning or exchanging an item, please contact Moe Godat via the email form on the contact page. She will be able to give you a full refund on the order with additional information on how to receive the refund/exchange.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Item shipping can be expected anywhere from 5-7 days after an order is submitted.