I don't spit, I SWALLOW 100% Cotton Lightweight Hoodie

$53.00
By MoeSews

Bold, unapologetic, and guaranteed to get a reaction—the I don’t spit, I SWALLOW 100% Cotton Lightweight Hoodie is not for the faint of heart. Featuring one of your most attention-grabbing designs, this piece leans all the way into shock humor while keeping the look clean, wearable, and just subtle enough to make people look twice.

Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, this hoodie is lightweight at 6.4 oz., making it the perfect go-to layer no matter the season. It’s breathable, soft, and easy to throw on—ideal for when you want comfort without the heaviness of a traditional sweatshirt. The garment-dyed finish gives it that broken-in feel and rich, vintage-inspired color from day one, with minimal shrinkage over time.

The relaxed unisex fit and seamless-body construction create a smooth, flattering drape, while thoughtful details like forward-rolled shoulders and a jersey-lined hood with a natural flat drawcord elevate the everyday feel. Finished with 1×1 ribbed cuffs and waistband, it’s built to keep its shape through repeat wear.

Made using OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified fabric, this hoodie is produced without harmful substances and supports more responsible manufacturing practices. Blank product sourced from El Salvador.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Materials
  • 100% ring-spun cotton

  • Fabric weight: 6.4 oz./yd.² (217 g/m²)

  • Garment-dyed after construction for a soft feel and low shrinkage

  • Relaxed fit

  • Seamless-body construction

  • Jersey-lined hood with natural-colored flat drawcord (white drawcord on White color)

  • Forward-rolled shoulder

  • 1 × 1 rib cuffs and waistband

  • Twill neck tape

  • Sewn-in signature twill label

  • The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified

  • Blank product sourced from El Salvador

Returns + Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges. I don't accept cancellations, but please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Conditions of return/exchnage: Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. Please message Moe at the contact form above if your item arrived in poor condition.

If returning or exchanging an item, please contact Moe Godat via the email form on the contact page. She will be able to give you a full refund on the order with additional information on how to receive the refund/exchange.

Shipping/Print on Demand

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Item shipping can be expected anywhere from 5-7 days after an order is submitted.