I don't spit, I SWALLOW 100% Cotton Lightweight Sweatshirt
The “I Don’t Spit, I SWALLOW” 100% cotton crewneck is bold, unapologetic, and guaranteed to get a reaction. With your signature bird-inspired humor stitched front and center, it walks that perfect line between shock value and clever wordplay—the kind of piece people read twice just to make sure.
Made on the Comfort Colors 1466, this crewneck brings that soft, vintage-washed comfort from day one. Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton and garment-dyed after construction, it has a broken-in feel and rich, slightly faded color that looks and feels like an old favorite.
The 6.4 oz. fabric makes it a medium-lightweight staple you can wear year-round—easy to layer, easy to throw on, and hard to ignore. The relaxed fit, forward-rolled shoulders, and tubular construction give it that effortless drape that feels laid-back but intentional.
Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband keep the structure clean, while twill neck tape adds durability where it counts. And because of the garment-dye process, each sweatshirt features subtle variations in tone and shading—no two are exactly alike.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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100% ring-spun cotton
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Fabric weight: 6.4 oz./yd.² (217 g/m²)
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Garment-dyed after construction for a soft feel and low shrinkage
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Relaxed fit
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Tubular construction
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Forward-rolled shoulder
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1 × 1 rib collar, cuffs and waistband
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Twill neck tape
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Sewn-in signature twill label
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The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified
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Blank product sourced from El Salvador
I gladly accept returns and exchanges. I don't accept cancellations, but please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Conditions of return/exchnage: Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. Please message Moe at the contact form above if your item arrived in poor condition.
If returning or exchanging an item, please contact Moe Godat via the email form on the contact page. She will be able to give you a full refund on the order with additional information on how to receive the refund/exchange.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Item shipping can be expected anywhere from 5-7 days after an order is submitted.