I don't spit, I SWALLOW Women’s relaxed v-neck t-shirt
Whether you’re wearing it to make your friends laugh, scandalize your in-laws, or just because it’s true (hey, we’re not judging), this tee is guaranteed to get reactions. It’s unapologetic, clever, and just the right amount of filthy.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Inches
| Size Label | Length | Width |
| S | 25 | 18 1/2 |
| M | 25 3/4 | 20 |
| L | 26 1/2 | 22 |
| XL | 27 1/4 | 24 |
| 2XL | 28 | 26 |
Centimeters
| Size Label | Length | Width |
| S | 63.5 | 47 |
| M | 65.4 | 50.8 |
| L | 67.3 | 56 |
| XL | 69.2 | 61 |
| 2XL | 71 | 66 |
- 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
- Yarn diameter: 32 singles
- Soft fabric
- Relaxed fit
- V-neck
- Side-seamed construction
- Tear-away label
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
I gladly accept returns and exchanges. I don't accept cancellations, but please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Conditions of return/exchnage: Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. Please message Moe at the contact form above if your item arrived in poor condition.
If returning or exchanging an item, please contact Moe Godat via the email form on the contact page. She will be able to give you a full refund on the order with additional information on how to receive the refund/exchange.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Item shipping can be expected anywhere from 5-7 days after an order is submitted.